Well today sucked. My name is Jeffrey Cohn and I have had the honor of being a friend of Alan Greenbaum who just passed away.

Due to time at this moment, I’ll make it quick.

Did I mentioned today sucked ?


All of Alan’s relatives and friends were there at Sol Levinson the funeral home where speeches were made to honor Alan Greenbaum.

If it were up to Alan, we’d all be at a restaurant or an amusement park, instead of the funeral home. Alan wouldn’t want everyone crying over him, but instead having fun.

His sister Ilene made a beautiful speech about Alan as well as his friend “ Waz”, his nephew Arie , his Uncle, and the Rabbi.

If I got up their to speak ( good thing I didn’t ), I wouldn’t have been so graceful and so beautiful as the others who spoke.

If I was allowed to speak, I would say this day sucks!


Matter of fact Alan leaving us to go the other world sucks!

How can he go without us ?

Missing him would be an understatement.


I’m going to stop, because right now I’m a little upset and I may say something I would regret.

So I’ll see you later.

Oh yeah, one more thing.

Did I mention that this day sucked ?